Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page
SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL
SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM
She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.
Hello Darlings I'm Late, But~ Lex Luthor's Ascent From Supervillainy To Fatherhood Has Updated Therefore I Offer Meh Quality Memes <3
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I am SO GLAD you noticed the chapter count!!! >:3 I have been waiting for the chaos, and I am glad you delivered. It's also just good to have these memes again, I've missed it SO MUCH. TAT Thank you for the hard work. <3
wait what? the fuck? this is the first time I'm hearing about this. christians have a Make New Minecraft World event?
man what the fuck?
Like I've said before they believe the Antichrist will take over the world specifically by creating world peace and paradise so that everyone will trust him as a global dictator. This is why they called Obama the antichrist, because he said he wanted to end war. They believe the world is meant to fall into ruin and anyone planning to end violence or poverty is working for the devil.
Because OP of that other post was doing a furry RP thing and is having a bad time and now I want to know for real.
Other than an ice cream cone, what do you call this?
Wafer Cone
Waffle Cone
Sugar Cone
Kiddie Cone / Kiddy Cone
Cake Cone
Paper Cone / Cardboard Cone
Baby Cone
I only call this an ice cream cone
I use more than one of these
I use a different name (tags?)
I pulled the options from the notes of the other post so hopefully this one will be more informative.
anyone who acts like there's some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying
i made this post specifically about a friend of mine, so let me say this: if you want to be a girl, but feel like you can't because you would never be comfortable in The Club of Womanhood, don't worry! feeling like an alienated little weirdo who will never Get what other girls seem to pick up naturally is in fact an extremely Girl experience
me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team
guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—
guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit
guard one: i killed jfk
guard two: he didn’t
me: guard two, if I asked guard one if he killed jfk, what would he say?
guard two: he’d say he didn’t
me: got it. now I’d like to ask you about some—
me:
me: wait what
My Husband: I got a call from my brother today--
Me: After years of watching you and your brother gifting each other Amazon gift cards back and forth for every birthday, I asked if I could pick the next gift for your brother to...shake things up a bit. And you agreed.
Husband: Right, but--
Me: I knew I needed to pick something that would shock you both out of a decade of nothing beyond every-other-month, strictly-small-talk obligatory phone calls.
Husband: Please stop villain-monologuing for a minute.
Me: I had to find the gift that would force you to start a dialogue.
Husband: That still doesn't explain--
Me: Raccoon toe bones made perfect sense after hours of searching for a gift that would prompt a "Why?" instead of just a "Thanks."
Husband: ...Mark said there were also raccoon teeth.
Me: It sounds like you two had a very interesting conversation!
Husband: I wish you weren't so pleased with yourself right now.
